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New Album Marilyn Manson!

April 02 0 Comments Category: Featured, Just Plain Weird

Marilyn Manson has announced the title of his new album. It’s going to be called ‘The High End of Low’. For those of you who actually like Manson, a single from the album “We’re from America” will be available for free download on his official website as of March 27th.

Madonna Wants to Adopt Another Child

April 02 1 Comment Category: Featured, Just Plain Weird

Madonna is reportedly going to Malawi this weekend in order to adopt another child. This time, the queen of pop wants a girl. The girl that Madonna has set her sights on is apparantly an orphan, whose situation in life will improve considerably when she’ll live with Madonna. Madonna already has a child from Malawi; she adopted Malawian boy David Banda in 2006, together with Guy Ritchie. Apparantly, going through divorce does not change Madonna’s wish to expand her family.

Kerry Katona Sells Breast Implant on eBay

March 12 1 Comment Category: Featured, Just Plain Weird

Although it is not the first time that a celeb puts a personal item up for sale at auction website eBay, they haven’t been going as far as selling their breast implants! as yet.

It is ex-Atomic Kitten singer Kerry Katona who is getting rid of her GG sized chest by putting one of her implants up for sale at the auction site. Kerry and her husband Mark Croft have promised to add an extra 500 pounds unto the implant’s eventual selling price, all of which will be donated to the Breast Cancer Campaign.

Guy Ritchie Compares Madonna to Stephen King’s “It”

Can it really have been so horrible to be married to Madonna? Guy Ritchie must have thought so, why else would he compare his wife to Pennywise, the child-eating clown! According to someone close to the arguing couple, at the end of their marriage, Guy would more and more frequently refer to Madonna as ‘It’; [...]

Shocking: Your Daily Intake of Grossness – Peanut Butter

February 18 1 Comment Category: Featured, Just Plain Weird

Did you know that your daily peanut butter sandwich may very probably contain a number of insects, including maggots, mite, mildew, excreta from animals as well as sticks, stones, sand grind and cigarette butts?

Fish Are Scary and Slimy, but Sea Kittens are Cute!

January 30 0 Comments Category: Featured, Just Plain Weird

The PETA are seriously talking about changing the name of fish, to make people more sympathetic to fish. The name ‘fish’ does sound kind of .. fishy, doesn’t it? The name Sea Kitten is to restore the image of fish, and to make them sound more nice and cuddly.

Woman Gives Birth to a Total Number of Eight Babies!

January 28 0 Comments Category: Featured, Just Plain Weird

You will not believe your ears at the following news: it actually happened only yesterday that a woman gave birth to 8! babies. In this case it is definitely an understatement to speak of *just* a heavy delivery…

Office Worker Goes Absolutely Insane

January 22 1 Comment Category: Just Plain Weird, Visuals

…after having an affair with Ted’s wife, Bob accidentally slaps the papers of Ted’s desk. Ted can’t take any more shit so he explodes.

Chinese eat anything with four legs, except tables. And everything that flies, except airplanes

January 09 1 Comment Category: Just Plain Weird, Visuals

A visit to the Guolizhuang Restaurant in Beijing China is not for the faint hearted. The menu consists almost entirely of penis and testicle dishes – made from the bits of deer, snakes, yaks, horses, seals and ducks and more.

Whole yak penis or sheep balls on a light bed of curry, anyone? A Beijing restaurant serves calmly decorated gourmet food for the fearless. This stuff is supposed to increase male potency, but apparently women should try a bite as well – eating penis is said to be good for the skin. But women should not eat testicles as the hormones can give them a deeper voice and a beard.

What a Snatch! – ‘Oy Vey’

January 08 0 Comments Category: Featured, Just Plain Weird, Visuals

In a heist straight out of Guy Ritchie’s movie “Snatch,” a couple of armed bandits disguised themselves as Hasidic Jews to steal €3.5 million worth of jewels from a New York diamond wholesaler in the middle of the day.

Watermelon Crushing Boobs

The only thing funnier than watching Busty Heart crush a watermelon with her breasts on Spanish TV- is watching the former “America’s Got Talent” player try to hide her extension when it falls out of her head in mid smashing. Apparently she also breaks boards with her chest hammers.

Irate 4-year-old Ohio boy grabbs gun from a closet – shoots baby sitter

January 06 0 Comments Category: Just Plain Weird, Visuals

He said, ‘I’m going to go get a gun.’ The others thought he was kidding and was going to get a toy gun.” The boy, apparently angered that Beavers stepped on his foot, retrieved a shell from a drawer in a back bedroom, grabbed a 20-gauge single-shot shotgun from a closet and loaded the weapon, Ephlin said. He returned to the living room, and in front of another 17-year-old boy and other children, shot Beavers. Beavers was watching the child at a mobile home in Jackson.

For great train-wreck TV – Love Me, Love My Doll

January 06 0 Comments Category: Featured, Just Plain Weird, Visuals

Love Me, Love My Doll focuses on a group of men who have fallen in love with their life-size dolls, called “Real Dolls.” For these men, their €10,000 lifelike, built-to-order creations have replaced human women. Find out what makes these men tick, as they give you a peek at life with their synthetic dreamgirls.

The video features a handful of men who are in “relationships” with their Real Dolls—life-size, €10,000 silicone-made mannequin women who have, uh, er… parts and stuff.

The extraordinary world of ‘re-borns’ – life-like baby dolls – and the women who buy them

January 06 0 Comments Category: Featured, Just Plain Weird, Visuals

My Fake Baby explores the lives of women who spend hundreds, sometimes thousands of pounds on lifelike baby dolls known as “reborns”. Some have beating hearts and tiny veins. They are loved like real babies, cuddled and taken for walks. Doll designer Jaime – a mother of four – fulfils the dreams of other women by engineering babies to their specifications in her front room. Adoptive “mothers” include women whose children have grown up and left home and women unable to have children of their own. It would be easy to dismiss all this as sad, strange and just plain wrong, but it gives great comfort to those involved.

Amazon book reviewers take the King James Bible on…

January 02 0 Comments Category: Just Plain Weird

1. “Excellent Special FX throughout”
2. “The best fantasy epic since Lord of the Rings”
3. “There aren’t enough good fights”
4. “Three stars, because the paper was too thin”
5. “One of the most disjointed novels I’ve read in a long while”
6. “Almost preachy in tone”
7. “Good ending”
8. “The Lord hath no scorn like the scorn reserved for one-star reviewers”
9. “Who wrote this thing, Michael Moore?”
10. “Definitely not his best work