Posted on January 2, 2009
by Gossipdude

Bored? Listless? Help is at hand! Pass away the pointless hours with our list of links when you’re bored

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Bored? Listless? Help is at hand! Pass away the pointless hours with our list of  links when you’re bored – Time to lay waste to the remains of your day. But then again… it is not as if you’re gonna accomplish anything today, so why not have a good time getting nowhere fast?

“Work is the scourge of the drinking classes.”
- Oscar Wilde

1. The 25 Worst Rapper Names of All Time – Lil’ Scrappy – Unless you’re a small dog who can somehow rap, this name simply does not work. Even if you’re literally both little and scrappy, there are better ways to express it. Lil’ Scrappy is really just a step away from Mr. Woofles. More…
2. The 10 Creepiest Craigslist Casual Encounters “Thanks for reading this post. I am a well built and drug free gentleman with a strong sexual drive. I have a desire to be with an expecting mother(Pregnant)and want to make this fantasy come true. There is something so beautiful about pregnant women and I would love nothing more than to please one. I play no games and ask that you do the same.” Any pregnant woman cruising the Craigslist casual encounters has enough on her plate. She probably doesn’t need the heaping second helping of mommy issues this guy’s clearly bringing to the table. More…
3. 419eater.com – Unless you have managed to avoid getting an email address, you have probably received a message at one time or another that promised a large inheritance, said you won the lottery, or offered money for cashing checks. Perhaps, you received a an email that looked something like this. I am Mrs. Rose bin Nkama. I was married to late Mr.bin Nkama,The CEO Veekrol Link B.V. Netherlands, a seasoned contractor in Holland. Before he DIED in the year 2005. We were married for 11 YEARS without a child. He died. When my PARTNER was alive,he deposited EUR 4.3 EURO with a company… Most of these scams fall under what is known as advance-fee fraud or “419 scams” – named because 419 is the code for fraud under Nigeran law and many of these scams once originated in Lagos. Today they are all over the world. 419Eater is a site devoted to turning the tables on the scammers. Members answer these emails and “bait” the scammers by pretending to be victims, often adopting funny character names such as “Luke Skywalker” or “Captain Morgan” with funny results. It’s easy to lose hours of time reading this correspondence, browsing scam artist photos and watching videos.
4. Read about the world’s biggest hoaxes at bored.com – such as Coca-Cola offering four free cases of diet coke or regular coke to every person you forward an email too.
5. You know how every now.. and then you find something totally strange on eBay or read in the papers or online about some odd product being auctioned? This site – bizarrebids.com – is all that. Most amusing and sure to lay waste to what is left of your day. Up for auction is a very, very bizarre cotton swab. Why is it bizarre, you ask? Well, this is a high end cotton swab. If you do not like high end cotton swabs with a varitey of uses then please do not bid. Payment is due within twenty four hours of auctions end.
   

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